Let your ears hear the truth

I don’t have the time to point out the flaws in this “theory”. However I can’t keep my mouth shut on the blasphemous claims of pirate death contributing to global warming hurricanes and other such natural disasters. Pirates are foul human beings that bring disease to our planets waters and economic systems. If not for Ninjas pirates would be dominating the waters of the world making bottled water prices sky-rocket. Be thankful for Ninjas and sleep well knowing that they’re protecting you from Pirates, Robots an all other forms of evil (except Zombies who are immune to Ninjas with the exception of first Fridays and second Tuesdays with crescent moons).

I be praying for you brother (cuckoo, cuckoo!).